One day I was on the internet,
and I learned something that changed my life.
Yeah, one day I was on the internet,
and I learned something that changed my life.
The inside of your mouth is made of the same type of skin cells, yeah,
as the inside of a vagina. The inside of a vagina.
Now if I ever find myself craving oral sex,
I lick the inside of my mouth.
I lick the inside of my mouth.
I close my eyes and pretend I'm licking a woman. Yeah.
I close my eyes and pretend I'm licking a woman. Yeah.
I pretend I can hear her moan with pleasure.
I pretend she considers my tongue a treasure.
I pretend I got her feeling so damn good,
the intensity of her pleasure cannot be measured.
Maybe one day I will have a girlfriend. Yeah.
But for now, I can lick the inside of my mouth any time I want.
Maybe one day I will have a girlfriend. Yeah.
But for now, I can lick the inside of my mouth any time I want.
The inside of my mouth feels warm, wet, and soft,
just like how I remember a vagina feeling.
The inside of my mouth feels warm, wet, and soft,
just like how I remember a vagina feeling.
Whenever I crave oral sex, all I have to do is close my eyes,
and picture my head between a woman's beautiful thighs.
I pretend I can hear her moan with pleasure.
I pretend she considers my tongue a treasure.
I pretend I got her feeling so damn good,
the intensity of her pleasure cannot be measured.
I pretend I can hear her moan with pleasure.
I pretend she considers my tongue a treasure.
I pretend I got her feeling so damn good,
the intensity of her pleasure cannot be measured.
Maybe one day I will have a girlfriend. Yeah.
But for now, I can lick the inside of my mouth any time I want.
Maybe one day I will have a girlfriend. Yeah.
But for now, I can lick the inside of my mouth any time I want.
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