I know what you're doing, baby. I know what you're doing.
You're trying to figure out why I'm so sexy,
but you can't quite put your finger on it.
You can't quite put your finger on it.
I am sexy because I'm vegan.
I am fucking compassionate.
If you want me to be with you,
be vegan too.
No kissy kissy, no sucky fucky, if you hurt a ducky.
My vegan body is delish, but you ain't gettin' none of this, if you harm a fish.
My vegan booty goes, "pow pow pow," but you can't touch it, if you hurt a cow.
I know what you're doing, baby. I know what you're doing.
You're thinking 'bout going vegan.
You are a good fucking person, baby.
You should be vegan, and I don't mean maybe.
Be kind to the animals, and maybe one day you can touch my genitals.
If you want me to be with you,
be vegan too.
My hot stuff, you ain't gonna be lickin', if you hurt a chicken.
My fuck muscles, you ain't gonna see worky, if you hurt a turkey.
You ain't gonna see my penis get big, if you hurt a pig.
Be vegan.
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