Thanks to Swagfucker for writing the music for this track!
lyrics
I apologize for being so sexual. I'm sorry for getting you all hot and bothered.
I will behave myself from now on. I won't be sexy no mo.
I won't be sexy no mo. I won't be sexy no mo . . . NOT!
I'll always be sexy. I'll always be sexy.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like putting on a sexy show.
If you can't handle my sex appeal, then close your fuckin' eyes, 'cause shit's about to get real.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like shaking my vegan ass, to and fro.
I see you trying to ignore me, but these sexy dance moves are undeniably hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot. Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Sexiness is all about your attitude. Ya gotta have a lot of gratitude.
Be grateful for the oxygen that comes from the trees.
Be grateful for the birds and the bees.
Sexiness is not about your clothes or hair.
It's about being kind to everybody everywhere.
Sexiness is not about your genitals. It's about being kind to animals.
There's nothing sexier than compassion; compassion is always in fashion.
Live every day with integrity, and you, my friend, will be very sexy.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like putting on a sexy show.
If you can't handle my sex appeal, then close your fuckin' eyes, 'cause shit's about to get real.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like shaking my vegan ass, to and fro.
I see you trying to ignore me, but these sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot. My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot. My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Is your horniness out of control? Is my sex appeal too much for you?
You can't take your eyes off of me. I make you feel very, very naughty.
I'll try one more time, to not be sexy. I'll try very hard to behave myself.
Nope, can't do it. I can't do it. I really, really, really, really, really can't do it.
I can't stop putting on a sexy show. I can't stop thrusting down below.
I can't stop putting on a sexy show. I can't stop gyrating down below.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know?
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