You Own My Vegan Dick (Bathtub Version)

from Planet Vegan by John Sakars

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If you and I were on the Titanic
And you hopped into a lifeboat
And that lifeboat lowered down
Into the icy Atlantic
I would cut
Off my dick
And throw it down to you in that lifeboat
My dick would help you stay warm until you got rescued by the Carpathia
And as the Titanic sunk
And I froze to death in that cold water
I'd have a huge smile on my face, just knowing that
You were using my dick as a cuddle toy

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

If you and I were getting chased
By Godzilla
And Godzilla tried to eat you
Because he thought you looked yummy
I would cut
Off my dick
And throw it into Godzilla's mouth
Godzilla would stop and eat my dick, giving you enough time to run away

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

If you and I were in an airplane
And it crashed into the Andes
And we had nothing to eat
And we were starving to death
I would cut
Off my dick
And I would beg for you to eat it
I know that ya don't eat meat
But you'd have to eat my dick
To survive
And after I bled to death, you could eat the rest of my body too
If heaven is real, I would smile from heaven, just knowing I was in your poo

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

Sexy vegan woman, you may not own much
That's okay, 'cause you're not into materialism
But you should know there are two things that you will always own:
You will always own my heart
You will always own my dick

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

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from Planet Vegan, released October 4, 2016

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