Can you imagine being in a factory farm, with nobody to call for help?
Nobody to come dress your wounds, no matter how much you yelp.
Can you imagine being in a slaughterhouse, knowing you are going to die?
Nobody to come save you, no matter how much you cry.
Humans have emergency phones and that is great,
but where the fuck are the emergency phones for the animals?
Humans have emergency phones and that is wonderful,
but where the fuck are the emergency phones for the animals?
Can you imagine being in a lab, with people experimenting on you?
Getting tortured every day and there's nothing that you can do.
Can you imagine being forced to work, never given a choice?
Wanting desperately to be free, but no one listens to your voice.
Humans have emergency phones and that is great,
but where the fuck are the emergency phones for all of the animals?
Humans have emergency phones and that is wonderful,
but where the fuck are the emergency phones for the animals?
Many of us take it for granted, that if we were ever to bleed,
we could call someone and get the help we need.
We wouldn't even have to beg or plead.
Many animals are not as lucky as we.
They are considered pieces of property.
They don't get to rest under a shady tree.
They live lives full of misery.
They don't get to gaze at the stars.
No listening to people play guitars.
No cruising around in fancy cars.
They spend their lives behind bars.
Animals do not exist for humans to use.
Animals do not exist for us to abuse.
Eat veggie burgers at your barbecues.
No feather pillows when you take a snooze.
Try being vegan.
You've got nothing to lose.
Choose compassion.
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