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No Unsolicited Dick Pics

from Planet Vegan by John Sakars

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No unsolicited dick pics.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to know what you're packin' down below, they will tell you so.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to see where you squirt out your pee, they will let you know.
You may think your willy is the greatest thing in Philly,
but other people may not think so.
You may think your cock is more beautiful than a hawk,
but other people may not agree.
They'd rather run into walls than look at your balls.
They'd rather talk about politics than look at your dick pics.
They'd rather move to Venus than look at your penis.
You're gonna be a loner if you show everyone your boner.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to know what you're packin' down below, they will tell you so.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to see where you squirt out your pee, they will let you know.
Your penis may be your very best friend,
but unsolicited dick pics are something you shouldn't send.
People have got much better things to do,
than gaze upon the hole where you shoot out your goo.
Photograph your penis as much as you want,
and if somebody likes your dick pics, feel free to flaunt.
But unsolicited dick pics are rapey. Don't be obscene.
Don't make your dick something that people wish could be unseen.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to know what you're packin' down below, they will tell you so.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics.
If people want to see where you squirt out your pee, they will let you know.

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from Planet Vegan, released October 4, 2016

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