My face is a four. My ass is an eight. According to you, that's how I rate.
My facial features may nauseate, but my ass makes you want to masturbate.
I may be ugly, but you like my butt. Perhaps you wanna treat me like your little slut.
My face may make your camera break, but my ass is hotter than a hotcake.
My smile may make your stomach queasy, but my ass knows how to get sleazy.
My head ain't easy on your eyes, but a masterpiece sits at the top of my thighs.
My face makes you wanna turn off the lights, but my booty looks bangin' in a pair of tights.
My mouth spits lyrics that may be corny, but my ass makes you horny.
According to some people on the internet, my face will never get any pussies wet.
My smile will not make penises hard. My face is less chiseled than a piece of lard.
But apparently, I've got a fine ass. It'll blow you a kiss when it passes gas.
When I shake my butt, your knees get weak. Your tongue gets tied. You can barely speak.
I don't care how you rate my looks. I'm too busy reading books.
My brain is my sexiest body part. It's a work of art.
My face is a four. My ass is an eight. According to you, that's how I rate.
My face is homely, but I don't mind. You can't take your eyes off my behind.
My face is plain, but I don't care. You wish you were a pair of my underwear.
My facial expressions make you cringe. My hot ass could make your fingers singe.
You can say what you want about me. I can laugh at myself, as you can see.
I don't care how you rate my ass and face. I'm too busy making the world a better place.
I get my vegan ass out on the street, teaching people to not eat dairy or meat.
My face may not be pretty, but I do activism all around the city.
According to some people on the internet, my face will never get any pussies wet.
My smile will not make penises hard. My face is less chiseled than a piece of lard.
But apparently, I've got a fine ass. It'll blow you a kiss when it passes gas.
When I shake my butt, your knees get weak. Your tongue gets tied. You can barely speak.
I don't care how you rate my looks. I'm too busy reading books.
My brain is my sexiest body part. It's a work of art.
Rate my appearance, I don't mind. As long as you are always kind
to your fellow animals everywhere. Don't be apathetic. Care.
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