Masturbation is Not a Sin

from Things Are Constantly Changing by John Sakars

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And when I get horny, I make love with my best friend.
Yes, I am my best friend, and I like to masturbate.
Masturbation is good for you. Masturbation is not a sin.
Don't be silly. Touch your willy. Do not be ashamed.
I like to jerk off. It makes me feel good.
Masturbation is one of life's joys.
There's nothing sinful 'bout masturbation.
Pull down your pants and have a good time.
Some people say that it is a sin to masturbate.
But if God didn't want us to masturbate,
S/he would have made our arms shorter.
Masturbation in moderation is a lovely part of life.
Masturbation is not a sin; it needn't cause you strife.
I like to jerk off. It makes me feel good.
Masturbation is one of life's joys.
There's nothing sinful 'bout masturbation.
Pull down your pants and have a good time.
Jerking off is lots of fun.
Masturbation hurts no one.
Find a private place and masturbate.

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from Things Are Constantly Changing, released October 5, 2016

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