Jerking Off John

from Planet Vegan by John Sakars

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I do not mind jerking off John.
He does a lot of activism for the animals.
I do not mind wrapping my fingers around John's dick.
He is a vegan superhero. He'd never hurt a chick.
After John does activism for the animals,
he likes it when I play with his genitals.
To get John's penis erect, it doesn't take long at all,
because his arteries are not clogged up with cholesterol.
I do not mind jerking off John.
He does a lot of activism for the animals.
I do not mind wrapping my fingers around John's dick.
He is a vegan superhero. He'd never hurt a chick.
John is compassionate. He would not hurt a fly.
But he doesn't go on many dates because he is quite shy.
When John gets horny, I'm the one who makes love with him.
I'm so used to his wrinkly balls, I don't even have to make the lights go dim.
I don't mind jerking off John the vegan superhero.
I'm happy to run my fingers through John's pubic hair,
as long as he is kind to animals everywhere.
I'm happy to help make John's crotch feel good,
as long as he spreads the vegan word all around the neighbourhood.
I do not mind jerking off John.
He does a lot of activism for the animals.
I do not mind wrapping my fingers around John's dick.
He is a vegan superhero. He'd never hurt a chick.

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from Planet Vegan, released October 4, 2016

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