If I had a nickel for every person who doesn't wanna suck my dick,
I'd be a millionaire. I'd be a millionaire.
If I had a nickel for every person who doesn't wanna suck my dick,
I'd be a millionaire. I'd be a millionaire.
My penis and my testicles are getting together for a pity party.
They're feeling a little bit sad, because I'm the only one who plays with them.
My penis and my testicles are getting together for a pity party.
They're feeling a little bit sad, because I'm the only one who plays with them.
If I ever meet someone and they wanna suck on my penis, perhaps I will be okay with that.
If they don't want to suck on my penis, I will also be okay with that.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
If you don't wanna suck on my penis, put your hands up. Put your hands up.
If you don't wanna fondle my testicles, put your hands up. Put your hands up.
If you don't wanna swallow my semen, put your hands up. Put your hands up.
If you do wanna suck on my penis, let's get married.
If I had a nickel for every person who doesn't wanna suck my dick,
I'd be a millionaire. I'd be a millionaire.
If I had a nickel for every person who doesn't wanna suck my dick,
I'd be a millionaire. I'd be a millionaire.
Don't feel sad if nobody wants to play with your genitals.
There are people who have much bigger problems than that.
There are people who have no clean water to drink. There are people who have no food to eat.
Those people wish that a lack of oral sex was their biggest problem.
If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me: first world problems. First world problems.
If nobody wants to suck your dick, repeat after me: first world problems. First world problems.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
Since I don't wanna suck on a penis, I don't expect anybody to wanna suck on my penis.
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