Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me.
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals.
Let's run away and hug a tree.
We'll eat delicious vegan food.
Make love on the beach by the sea.
Do some animal rights activism as well,
so that one day animals will be free.
Are you tired of watching your husband eat animals?
Are you tired of fondling an animal exploiter's genitals?
Are you tired of smelling corpses on your husband's breath?
Are you tired of swallowing semen that tastes like death?
Then, divorce your carnist husband and get together with me.
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals.
Let's run away and hug a tree.
We'll eat delicious vegan food.
Make love on the beach by the sea.
Do some animal rights activism as well,
so that one day animals will be free.
I know animal cruelty sometimes makes you cry.
I hope your husband loves you enough to give veganism a try.
Ask him what's more important to him: a steak or his wife?
If he says the steak is more important, tell him to have a nice life.
Divorce your carnist husband and get together with me.
I know it's sad when your husband eats animals.
Let's run away and hug a tree.
We'll eat delicious vegan food.
Make love on the beach by the sea.
Do some animal rights activism as well,
so that one day animals will be free.
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