Kale is green. Broccoli is too.
Dates are sweet and so are you.
Oranges are orange. Carrots are too.
Mangoes are juicy and so are you.
You are yummy, baby.
I wanna kiss your lips and between your legs.
I love that you are vegan
and you don't eat animals, dairy, or eggs.
Cherries are red. Strawberries are too.
I wanna eat fruit in the bedroom with you.
Cucumbers are long. Zucchinis are too.
Would you like to feel me inside of you?
You are yummy, baby.
I wanna make love with you all night long.
Vegans are fucking sexy, compassionate, and strong.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and take off our pants.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and make romance.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and take off our pants.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and make romance.
Thanks for being vegan, baby. Thanks for being vegan.
Thanks for being kind to the animals. Thanks for being kind to the animals.
Thanks for being compassionate. Thanks for being compassionate.
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