Things Are Constantly Changing

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Track Name: Things Are Constantly Changing
When I was a child, I didn't like to go to bed.
Now I like going to bed.
When I was a child, I didn't like to get spanked.
Now I like getting spanked.
When I was a child, I didn't like vegetables.
Now I like vegetables.
Things are constantly changing.
Things are constantly changing.
Things are constantly changing.
Everything's always different than it was the day before.
When I was younger, I had lots of hair.
Now I don't have quite as much hair.
When I was younger, I had all my teeth.
Now I don't have all my teeth.
When I was younger, I didn't have to wear eyeglasses.
Now I have to wear eyeglasses.
Things are constantly changing.
Things are constantly changing.
Things are constantly changing.
Everything's always different than it was the day before.
Track Name: Dates Are Sweet and So Are You
Kale is green. Broccoli is too.
Dates are sweet and so are you.
Oranges are orange. Carrots are too.
Mangoes are juicy and so are you.
You are yummy, baby.
I wanna kiss your lips and between your legs.
I love that you are vegan
and you don't eat animals, dairy, or eggs.
Cherries are red. Strawberries are too.
I wanna eat fruit in the bedroom with you.
Cucumbers are long. Zucchinis are too.
Would you like to feel me inside of you?
You are yummy, baby.
I wanna make love with you all night long.
Vegans are fucking sexy, compassionate, and strong.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and take off our pants.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and make romance.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and take off our pants.
I love eating plants. I love to dance.
Let's get together and make romance.
Thanks for being vegan, baby. Thanks for being vegan.
Thanks for being kind to the animals. Thanks for being kind to the animals.
Thanks for being compassionate. Thanks for being compassionate.
Yeah
Track Name: Compassion is Hot
I'm so hot, I make you sweat. I make your pussy get very wet.
I'm not perfect. You can find a defect. But I make your penis erect.
You may wonder how I got so hot. I'm certainly not very pretty.
I am hot because I'm vegan. I don't consume secretions from a cow's titty.
Vegans are hot. Baby, vegans are hot. Compassion is hot.
Ba da da ba ba ba ba ba ba ba . . . be vegan. Vegans are hot.
Kindness is very sexy, baby. Kindness is fucking great.
I respect my fellow animals. I've got no time for any hate.
You may have heard somebody say, "Peace begins on your plate."
That shit is fuckin' true, my friends. Go vegan. It is never too late.
Vegans are hot. Baby, vegans are hot. Compassion is hot.
Ba da da ba ba ba ba ba ba ba . . . be vegan.
Vegans are hot.
Even if you're not ready to go vegan yet,
you'll love eating vegan dishes, I bet.
Anything can be veganized.
You may be very surprised.
Sometimes you'll be eating, and you'll say, "What the fuck?
This is vegan? It's delicious!"
Of course it's delicious and nutritious.
Vegan is the real deal, not fictitious.
Vegans are hot. Baby, vegans are hot. Compassion is hot.
Track Name: No Kissy Kissy
I know what you're doing, baby. I know what you're doing.
You're trying to figure out why I'm so sexy,
but you can't quite put your finger on it.
You can't quite put your finger on it.
I am sexy because I'm vegan.
I am fucking compassionate.
If you want me to be with you,
be vegan too.
No kissy kissy, no sucky fucky, if you hurt a ducky.
My vegan body is delish, but you ain't gettin' none of this, if you harm a fish.
My vegan booty goes, "pow pow pow," but you can't touch it, if you hurt a cow.
I know what you're doing, baby. I know what you're doing.
You're thinking 'bout going vegan.
You are a good fucking person, baby.
You should be vegan, and I don't mean maybe.
Be kind to the animals, and maybe one day you can touch my genitals.
If you want me to be with you,
be vegan too.
My hot stuff, you ain't gonna be lickin', if you hurt a chicken.
My fuck muscles, you ain't gonna see worky, if you hurt a turkey.
You ain't gonna see my penis get big, if you hurt a pig.
Be vegan.
Track Name: Am I Inside a Computer Generated Simulation?
Have I ever made anybody smile?
I don't fucking know.
Have I ever made anybody laugh?
I don't fucking know.
Have I ever made anybody cry?
I don't fucking know.
I don't even know if anybody knows that I exist.
Maybe I'm all alone inside a computer generated simulation,
and the robot running the simulation has been busy with I don't know what.
Maybe the robot has never laid its robot eyes upon me.
Maybe the robot has never laid its robot eyes upon me.
Or, if it has laid its robot eyes upon me,
maybe I've never made it smile, laugh, or cry,
because it was never programmed to smile, laugh, or cry.
Maybe it was never programmed to smile, laugh, or cry.
When I die, will anybody cry?
I don't fucking know.
When I die, will anybody miss me?
I don't fucking know.
When I die, will anybody be glad?
I don't fucking know.
I don't even know if anybody knows that I exist.
Maybe I'm all alone inside a computer generated simulation,
and the robot running the simulation has been busy with I don't know what.
Maybe the robot has never laid its robot eyes upon me.
Maybe the robot has never laid its robot eyes upon me.
Or, if it has laid its robot eyes upon me,
maybe I've never made it smile, laugh, or cry,
because it was never programmed to smile, laugh, or cry.
Maybe it was never programmed to smile, laugh, or cry.
If I am indeed inside a computer generated simulation,
what is the point of this simulation?
Maybe the robot running this simulation forgot about it,
and it will never lay its robot eyes upon me.
I don't know anything, and I never will.
I don't know anything, and I never will.
Track Name: My Carrot Scarf
I don't eat animals. That would make me barf.
I'd rather eat plants and wear my carrot scarf.
I don't eat eggs or dairy. That would make me barf.
I'd rather eat plants and wear my carrot scarf.
I used to eat animals, but not anymore.
I am a vegan. I do not consume gore.
I love eating veggies and fruit.
And my carrot scarf helps me look cute.
Check out my carrot scarf.
I look very cute.
I love being vegan.
I love eating veggies and fruit.
Let's have compassion for all,
during winter, spring, summer and fall.
Let's make veganism the norm.
Don't wear fur, leather, wool, or down,
when you want to stay warm.
Track Name: I Like Being Sexy
I apologize for being so sexual. I'm sorry for getting you all hot and bothered.
I will behave myself from now on. I won't be sexy no mo.
I won't be sexy no mo. I won't be sexy no mo . . . NOT!
I'll always be sexy. I'll always be sexy.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like putting on a sexy show.
If you can't handle my sex appeal, then close your fuckin' eyes, 'cause shit's about to get real.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like shaking my vegan ass, to and fro.
I see you trying to ignore me, but these sexy dance moves are undeniably hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot. Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Sexiness is all about your attitude. Ya gotta have a lot of gratitude.
Be grateful for the oxygen that comes from the trees.
Be grateful for the birds and the bees.
Sexiness is not about your clothes or hair.
It's about being kind to everybody everywhere.
Sexiness is not about your genitals. It's about being kind to animals.
There's nothing sexier than compassion; compassion is always in fashion.
Live every day with integrity, and you, my friend, will be very sexy.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like putting on a sexy show.
If you can't handle my sex appeal, then close your fuckin' eyes, 'cause shit's about to get real.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know? I like shaking my vegan ass, to and fro.
I see you trying to ignore me, but these sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot. My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot. My sexy dance moves are undeniably hot.
Is your horniness out of control? Is my sex appeal too much for you?
You can't take your eyes off of me. I make you feel very, very naughty.
I'll try one more time, to not be sexy. I'll try very hard to behave myself.
Nope, can't do it. I can't do it. I really, really, really, really, really can't do it.
I can't stop putting on a sexy show. I can't stop thrusting down below.
I can't stop putting on a sexy show. I can't stop gyrating down below.
I like being sexy, don'tcha know?
Track Name: No More Body Shaming
No more body shaming. Body shaming sucks.
Humans come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes,
and that is wonderful. Body diversity rocks.
Body shaming helps no one. Shame is an ineffective motivator.
Body shaming is divisive. Don't put people into
different groups. We are all one. Yes, we are all one.
Body shaming is cruel. Don't be cruel. Be compassionate.
Body shaming is bullying. Don't put anyone down just to try and make you feel
better about yourself.
Help people to feel good about themselves, not feel bad.
Body shaming sets a terrible example for children.
Don't teach children to shame people.
Teach them to be kind. Body shaming is the opposite of being kind.
Be kind to everybody, always.
No more body shaming. Body shaming sucks.
No more body shaming. No more bullying. No more body shaming. Be kind.
Track Name: What is a Vegan?
What is a vegan?
A vegan is someone who has the nutty idea that hurting animals is bad.
Now you know what a vegan is.
A vegan is someone who has the nutty idea that hurting animals is bad.
Do you think that hurting animals is bad?
When animals are suffering, does it make you feel sad?
Do you think that hurting animals is bad?
If so, my friend, you should be vegan.
I am an animal. You are an animal.
We are animals and hurting us is bad.
We have feelings. We feel pain.
Hurting us is bad. Hurting any animal is bad.
A vegan is someone who has the nutty idea that hurting animals is bad.
Track Name: Arugula Rocks
It's very tasty. It's good for you.
Arugula la la
Arugula rocks
Put it in your mouth, chew it up, swallow it, and shit it out. Arugula.
Arugula is nutritious and delicious. There is no doubt.
Without arugula in my life, I would pout. Arugula.
It's very tasty. It's good for you.
Arugula la la la la la la la la la la
Arugula rocks
Put it in your mouth, chew it up, swallow it, and shit it out. Arugula.
Arugula is very fun to say. There is no doubt.
Arugula is so wonderful, it makes me want to shout. Arugula.
Arugula.
I love leafy greens. They help keep my insides clean. You know what I mean?
I love vitamins, minerals, phytonutrients, and fiber.
Arugula rocks.
Track Name: Let's Be Kind to Each Other
I want for all beings everywhere to be good friends. I want us all to care about each other until the end.
I don't like it when my fellow beings suffer. If you fall down, I want to be your buffer.
I want to cushion your fall and help you back up. I want to pour some cold water into your cup.
I want to offer you nutritious plant foods to eat. And if you're cold, I want to help you find some heat.
I heard a good quote the other day. It goes like this: "Hurt people hurt people."
So if people try to hurt me, I don't get mad, because maybe someone out there treated them bad.
My mission in life is to help others. I want us all to be kind to one another.
If anyone listening wants to be friends with me, I gotta tell you, that would make me very happy.
Treat your fellow beings with respect. Everybody deserves respect.
Make people feel appreciated, not maltreated.
Feel empowered, not defeated.
Feel energized, not depleted.
We are all equals, so don't be conceited.
None of us are self-made individuals.
All life is connected. All life is connected.
If you hurt others, you hurt yourself.
In fact, there are no "others." We are all one.
Everybody under the sun is one.
All Earthlings are related.
Let's all come together and be a happy family.
Let's be kind to each other.
Track Name: Higher Than The Fuckin' Sky
I am an atheist. I do not believe in souls.
But if I do have a soul, I bet it likes to rock and roll.
Rockin' and rollin' makes me feel good.
I'd do it all day long if I could.
I'd rock in the morning. Rock in the night.
Rockin' all day long would be a delight.
I was born to do much better things,
than work all day and pay fucking bills.
I was born to rock and roll.
Music energizes me and cures my ills.
Music makes me high. Higher than the fuckin sky.
I am an atheist. I do not believe in souls.
But if I do have a soul, I bet it likes to rock and roll.
Rock and roll makes life more fun.
Pick up a guitar and put down that gun.
Spend more time rocking, less time feuding.
More time dancing, less time brooding.
Let the music heal you.
Help you to not feel blue.
Let's make beautiful music together.
Let's be vegan and not wear leather.
Music makes me high. Higher than the fuckin sky.
I want to rock and roll for as long as I live.
Let's rock and roll together, everyone.
Let's come together and have good times.
Let the music take you higher than the sky.
Track Name: There's No Such Thing as a Real Woman or Man
Some people try to define what a real woman is. Some people try to define what a real man is.
However, there's no such thing as a real woman or man. There's no such thing as a real woman or man.
We're all just ever-changing collections of atoms. Ever-changing collections of atoms.
Nobody can ever become a real woman or man. Those kinds of beings do not exist.
There's no such thing as a real woman or man. There's no such thing as a real woman or man.
We're all just ever-changing collections of atoms. Ever-changing collections of atoms.
We are works in progress. We are changing every day.
None of us are the same beings that we were yesterday.
We are ever-changing collections of atoms.
There's no need to say things like "real" woman or man.
There's no need to suggest that some beings are better than others.
The truth is, no one is better than anyone else.
We are equals.
If someone tries to say you're not a real woman or man, say thanks for noticing. Thanks for noticing.
There's no such thing as a real woman or man. There's no such thing as a real woman or man.
We're all just ever-changing collections of atoms. Ever-changing collections of atoms.
If someone tries to say you're not as good as someone else, say comparison is the thief of joy.
There's no such thing as a real woman or man. There's no such thing as a real woman or man.
We're all just ever-changing collections of atoms. Ever-changing collections of atoms.
If someone tries to say you're not a real woman or man,
say, rather than insult me, give me constructive criticism.
If there's something about me that you dislike,
feel free to share your thoughts with me in a respectful way.
We're all in this web of life together.
We all deserve to be treated with respect.
No one is better than anyone else.
We're all equals.
Track Name: Vegan As Fuck - Dance Remix
Get that fuckin' meat away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get those fuckin' eggs away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get that fuckin' dairy away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get those animal products away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck

I'm a fuckin' vegan, I'm a fuckin' vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan, vegan, vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan, I'm a fuckin' vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan, vegan, vegan

Get that fuckin' fur away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get that fuckin' leather away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get that fuckin' wool away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck
Get that down and silk away from me
I'm vegan as fuck
Vegan as fuck

I'm a fuckin' vegan, I'm a fuckin' vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan, vegan, vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan
I'm a fuckin' vegan, vegan, vegan
Track Name: Most People
Most people are afraid to be different.
Most people just follow the crowd.
Most people do what most people do.
Humans are tribal animals,
which leads us to have a deep need
to belong to some sort of group.
Most people spend their lives doing what most people do.
Most people have a need to conform,
to whatever is the cultural norm,
even if that norm is something bad.
Maybe one day humans can transform
into beings who can perform
without feeling a desire to conform.
Most people spend their lives doing what most people do.
Your genetics and your life experiences
make you either conform or not conform
in various situations throughout life.
Whether you are a conformist or a non-conformist,
you are a being who is worthy of respect and love.
Let us all come together and be one.
Most people spend their lives doing what most people do.
To conform, or not to conform, that is the question. That is the question.
Who answers that question for you? Your brain answers that question for you.
I love it when your brain chooses not to conform to the terrible norms.
But if you do conform to bad norms, guess what, I still love you, everyone.
If you're an activist and want to change societal norms,
do lots of activism. Go and find the early adopters.
Do lots of activism. Spread your message far and wide.
Do lots of activism. Go and find the early adopters.
If you're an activist and want to change societal norms,
do lots of activism. Go and find the early adopters.
Do lots of activism. Spread your message far and wide.
Do lots of activism. Go and find the early adopters.
Track Name: I Wanna Go To Sleep
I don't want to watch a movie. I don't want to play a game.
I just wanna go to sleep. I fuckin' wanna go to sleep.
Earlier today, I was wired. But now I'm fuckin' tired.
I want to become unconscious. I want to go to sleep.
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
I want to go to sleep.
I want REM sleep. Rapid eye movement sleep.
I want to have some sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams. Yeah.
Sleep is very important.
It helps restore my brain chemicals and rests my body.
Earlier today, I was wired. But now I'm fuckin' tired.
I want to become unconscious. I want to go to sleep.
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
I want to go to sleep.
Remember to say no to feather pillows, feather duvets,
silk sheets and wool blankets. Don't support animal cruelty.
I want to go to sleep. I want to go to sleep.
I want to go to sleep. I fuckin' wanna go to sleep.
I wanna go to sleep.
Without sleep, you will drop dead. We cannot survive without sleep.
So go to bed and rest your bed and sleep, sleep, sleep.
Track Name: Water is the Best Drink
When I am thirsty, what do I like to drink to quench my thirst?
I like to drink the most thirst-quenching drink in the whole wide world.
H2O
Let's get together and have some drinks. The beverage of choice is naturally, water. Water.
Hey everybody, let's party hard. Work up a sweat and replenish our fluids with water. Water.
Alcohol consumption leads to health problems, traffic fatalities, and domestic violence. Let's drink water. Water.
Sodas are bad for your health, and all those cans and bottles are bad for the environment. Let's drink water. Water.
H2O
Let's get together and have some drinks. The beverage of choice is naturally, water.
Hey everybody, let's party hard. Work up a sweat and replenish our fluids with water.
Cow's milk is for baby cows. We have no right to steal milk from cows. Let's drink water. Water.
Coffee is a waste of resources and money. Coffee can increase stress levels. Let's drink water. Water.
H2O
Track Name: Insects are Awesome
I-N-S-E-C-T-S
Creepy crawly little insects pollinate flowering plants.
Creepy crawly little insects help break down and dispose of wastes.
Creepy crawly little insects are the sole food source for many animals.
Creepy crawly little insects are beautiful, interesting individuals.
Insects are an important part of the biosphere.
Without insects, all life on Earth would end.
So, be kind to insects, everybody.
Don't look down on them; they're very important.
Insects are awesome. Yes, indeed.
I-N-S-E-C-T-S
Creepy crawly little insects move by walking, flying, or sometimes swimming.
Creepy crawly little insects help aerate the soil so that plants can grow.
Creepy crawly little insects are the most numerous animals on Earth.
Creepy crawly little insects deserve to be treated with respect.
Insects are an important part of the biosphere.
Without insects all life on Earth would end.
So, be kind to insects, everybody.
Don't look down on them; they're very important.
Insects are awesome. Yes, indeed.
I-N-S-E-C-T-S
Track Name: We're All Fucking Weirdos
According to many people, I am a fucking weirdo.
Yes, according to many people, I am a fucking weirdo.
Are these people right about me? Am I a fucking weirdo?
Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not. I don't give a shit either way.
I don't care 'bout what people think.
I don't care 'bout what people think.
As far as I know, as far as I know,
these people may not even exist.
Maybe I'm inside a computer generated simulation, all by myself.
Maybe my brain is inside a jar, sitting on a shelf.
A wise person once said, opinions are like assholes.
Everybody has got one, and most of them stink.
If you've told me lately that you think I'm a weirdo, thanks for sharing your opinion with me.
Your opinion may be be stinky, but it doesn't bother me.
I don't care 'bout what people think.
I don't care 'bout what people think.
As far as I know, as far as I know,
these people may not even exist.
Maybe I'm inside a computer generated simulation, all by myself.
Maybe my brain is inside a jar, sitting on a shelf.
Maybe some of my opinions are stinky. Maybe my opinions smell like a pile of poo.
But, my friend, in case you are curious, I will tell you what I think of you.
I think you are a nice person. You are cool and friendly too.
I wish for all the best for you. I hope you have a very nice life.
Hey, everybody, let's do our best to get along with each other.
Let's face the fact that all humans are weirdos. We're all fucking weirdos.
Track Name: Food, Water, Shelter Should Be Free for All
Food, water, and shelter are not luxuries. Food, water, and shelter are necessities.
Necessities should be free for all. Food, water, and shelter should be free for all.
For necessities, people shouldn't have to plead. Compassion for all should be our creed.
The world has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
Let's come together and be one. Let's work together for the common good.
Make a world where everyone's basic needs are met. We're all family, let us not forget.
Let's make a moneyless society. Without money, everybody would be rich.
Nobody should have to be hungry. Nobody should have to sleep in a ditch.
Track Name: Don't Call Me Names
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
and names may also hurt me.
So don't call me names, my friend.
Don't call me names.
Track Name: The Confederate Flag is Racist
The Confederate flag was a battle flag,
used by the Southern States during the Civil War.
The war the South fought to keep slavery legal,
so that white plantation owners could get rich and act regal.
The Confederate flag is racist, baby. It has got to go.
When it comes to promoting racism, please say no.
The Confederate flag symbolizes white supremacy.
It's an ugly reminder of discrimination and human slavery.
The flag has racist roots; that you can't deny.
We do not want any racist flags to fly.
The Confederate flag is racist, baby. It has got to go.
When it comes to promoting racism, please say no.
If Germany can get rid of the swastika,
then the U.S. can get rid of the Confederate flag.
Why display a racist symbol, just because it's part of your history?
We need to move forward, not be racist and cause more misery.
The Confederate flag is racist, baby. It has got to go.
When it comes to promoting racism, please say no.
A heritage of hate is nothing to be proud of.
Ditch the Confederate flag. Say no to racism, please.
If we embrace unity and equality,
we could transform the world into a loving place with ease.
The Confederate flag is racist, baby. It has got to go.
When it comes to promoting racism, please say no.
Take down all the Confederate flags.
Take a stand against racism; it's the right thing to do.
Take down all the Confederate flags.
Take a stand against racism, it's the right thing to do.
Track Name: Compassion For All
Wake up, everybody. Wake up.
It's a beautiful new day.
Brethren of the light, open your eyes to what is right.
Peace, equality, unity, for our universal family.
Becoming our highest selves, a simple yet noble goal.
Life can be a bit hard, but don't let it take a toll.
Let's lift each other up, not push each other down.
Let's help each other fly, not let each other drown.
Let's give each other joy, not make each other frown.
Spread a message of love throughout every town.
Let us all have compassion for all.
Rise up, everybody. Rise up.
To shaping a new day.
Let us all have compassion for all.
Let's realize our connected lives, and come together as one.
A place where no one cruely dies. My passiveness is done.
A world where corporate greed never ever rules the day.
Let's not reduce ourselves to being slaves of pay.
Let us all have compassion for all.
Light up, everybody. Light up.
To brightening our new day.
Track Name: I Wanna Be a Robot
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I wanna be an intelligent machine.
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I want to live forever.
If I were a robot, I wouldn't have to eat or drink.
If I were a robot, I wouldn't have to breathe.
I could spend every second of every day just helping others.
Helping others.
Helping people in need. Helping animals in need.
I could help others all day long and not get emotional.
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I wanna be an intelligent machine.
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I want to live forever.
If I were a robot, I wouldn't have to sleep.
If I were a robot, I wouldn't crave sex.
I could spend every second of every day just helping others.
Helping others.
Helping people in need. Helping animals in need.
I could help others all day long and not get emotional.
One day, computers will exceed human intelligence.
Robots will be better than humans at everything.
Humans have many limitations, but robots won't have any limitations.
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I wanna be an intelligent machine.
I wanna be a robot, baby.
I want to live forever.
Track Name: Masturbation is Not a Sin
And when I get horny, I make love with my best friend.
Yes, I am my best friend, and I like to masturbate.
Masturbation is good for you. Masturbation is not a sin.
Don't be silly. Touch your willy. Do not be ashamed.
I like to jerk off. It makes me feel good.
Masturbation is one of life's joys.
There's nothing sinful 'bout masturbation.
Pull down your pants and have a good time.
Some people say that it is a sin to masturbate.
But if God didn't want us to masturbate,
S/he would have made our arms shorter.
Masturbation in moderation is a lovely part of life.
Masturbation is not a sin; it needn't cause you strife.
I like to jerk off. It makes me feel good.
Masturbation is one of life's joys.
There's nothing sinful 'bout masturbation.
Pull down your pants and have a good time.
Jerking off is lots of fun.
Masturbation hurts no one.
Find a private place and masturbate.